I would like to use this chance to speak to the British congressmen about a number of issues that are crucial to the health of this great country. The ongoing revolt in America horrifies me because, in my opinion, it betrays both myself and our wonderful country. In order to restore order to our colonies, I hope that the British parliament acts swiftly to support this uprising and deal appropriately with the offenders. One of those perpetrators, I would like to see our forces stop is an American called Samuel Adams, whom according to my sources, is proving to be a dangerous man. If we allow him to continue with his writings and public protests, then our agenda in the American soil will be in jeopardy. According to our intelligence agency, Adams is railing against taxation, and he is also organizing protests such as the Boston Tea Party. For these particular reasons, the American Revolution must be stopped before it escalates. I am opposed to Samuel Adams because his protests and constant writings would encourage other Americans to participate in the revolution, a move which will make us lose one of our valuable colonists. Adams continued efforts might lead to America being declared independent, which in the end makes us less respected worldwide.
Fellow countrymen, and the members of the most powerful institution in the world, I urge you to solve the issue of Samuel Adams and his compatriots so that we prevent Americas independence. Thank you.
Yours Sincerely,
King George III
